April 30, 2005
Smile when you call me 'blogger'
Call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner.
Matt Drudge objects to being called a blogger.
Ok, you're not a blogger. No, really, Drudge, YOU'RE NOT A FREAKING BLOGGER!
Whoever accused Drudge of being a blogger anyway? Seriously.
Me? I'm a blogger. And I really don't give a rat's ass if Drudge doesn't like it.
Trey Jackson has the video of Drudge's interview on C-SPAN. I actually watched it last night. Pretty good stuff, if you're interested in the alternative media.
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I'd say he's more a blinker or blooker, definitely not a blogger.
Posted by: Interested-Participant at April 30, 2005 05:54 PM (6krEN)
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I've not heard him called a blogger. But I
have heard him called a "gossip columnist" quite often. I wonder which he would rather be called. Me? I'd rather be called a blogger.
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Algeria Nabs Mennonite Terrorists
Those crazy Mennonites are almost as bad as those suicide bombing Amish we keep hearing about.
Thanks to Reliapundit for e-mailing me this. BBC:
Algerian authorities say they have arrested the leader of an Islamic rebel group suspected of killing 14 civilians in an ambush earlier thismonth.
Boulenouar Oukil of the Armed Islamic Group (GIA), the interior ministry said in a statement.
It said the security forces also seized a large arms cache in the operation.
Dozens of people have died in recent attacks by militants who oppose the policy of reconciliation of Algeria's President Abdelaziz Bouteflika.
The interior ministry statement also said that another GIA member - Mohamed Chama - was also captured during the operation.
The civilians were ambushed by suspected militants on 7 April, when their cars were stopped at a fake roadblock near the town of Larba, about 30km (18 miles) south of the capital, Algiers.
The passengers were then forced out and shot dead. One driver escaped and alerted the security forces.
The attack happened soon after President Bouteflika had told Algerians that security had been "largely restored across the country".
The GIA and other militant groups waged a decade-long campaign of violence, following the annulment in 1992 of elections which Islamic groups were poised to win.
An estimated 150,00 people are thought to have been killed in the violence.
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On the article: Algeria Nabs Mennonite Terrorists: I did not read anything in the article that has to do with Mennonites. I am a member of a Mennonite church in Kansas. I do not appreciate playing with the name or reputation of Mennonites, who are mostly peaceful and pacifist Christians. Especially in this sensitive time, it is not funny to link us with terrorists. As originally German-speaking, we were subject to harassment during WWI and WWII, and are not interested in this again. Please re-title or take down your website page.
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April 29, 2005
Zarqawi Released New Audio Tape, Agrees with Ted Kennedy
What do Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and Ted Kennedy have in common? They both think we're losing the war in Iraq. A new 18 minute audio has been released by the propaganda arm of al Qaeda in Iraq.
According to Zarqawi [SITE]:
... the American war in Iraq has been a failure and as a consequence, fear forced "the American enemy to open a dialogue with the mujahideen...." The message calls for Muslim brothers to refuse capitulation to this "deceit" and continue to carry out jihad against American forces, stating: "Attack from your bases with the help of God. DonÂ’t let a convoy pass. Convert their nights to days."
And according to Ted Kennedy:
By any reasonable standard, our policy in Iraq is failing. We are steadily losing ground in the war.
What's interesting about these things is just how savvy Zarqawi and friends really are. They claim their jihad is against the Americans and that their goal is to get the U.S. out. This is something most Muslims would agree with since traditional Islam doesn't recognize the nation-state, but rather the umma, or Muslim community as a nation. It is generally agreed in traditional Islam that jihad is a religious duty to when foreigners attack the umma.
Of course, what Zarqawi shows by his actions is that his real goal is not simply get the U.S. out of Iraq. That's just phase I. Phase two is the setting up of a Taliban like state in Iraq. That is why most of his attacks are against Shia Muslims and Iraqi security forces.
Anyway, here's more from CNN:
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What, is Ted Kennedy, military expert, pontificating on this topic again?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 04:49 PM (6xMSA)
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Now I know Zarqawi's an idiot.
He calls Bush a dog, when everyone knows he's a chimp!
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...and I thought you were going to say that Zarqawi had killed Mary Joe too.
Seriously though, both want to establish a Caliphate. I sometimes doubt Teddy's would be any less totalitarian than al-Zarqawi's.
Since al-Zarqawi escaped the TF's capture the other day, we might need to go back and check Saddam's hole to see if it has been reoccupied.
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Really? I am surprised Senator Kennedy was able to get away
from mixing cocktails long enough to find time to comment on
the matter.
Posted by: david drake at April 30, 2005 12:04 AM (7iWPj)
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Ted kennedy is no JFK he is a career politician that puts his own interests over the needs of the nation he should be impeached its time for him to be removed pernamintly
Posted by: sandpiper at April 30, 2005 08:32 AM (gTQGJ)
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Like that tape Bin Laden released just before our elections with all of Michael Moore's talking points on it.
These people are on the same side.
Posted by: Carlos at April 30, 2005 12:06 PM (8e/V4)
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Whats even worse is bush holding hands with the saudi Prince at his ranch,begging for oil at the same time saudi money is financing the isurgency according to steve emerson.we should have invaded saudi arabia and took over the oil fields,now were screwed in iraq.
Posted by: phil at April 30, 2005 12:47 PM (ou2BQ)
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I actually read some stuff Kennedy esaid the other day in a speech and wrote myself a note on how similar it was to Zarqawi. It would be nice if the press called him on it for once. No way they will though.
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Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Wieners
Did I say wieners? Damn that Frued and his slips!! Anyway, if it wasn't for Laura's constant nagging, I would have completely forgotten about this thing.

So many good entries, so little time. But seriously, judging them isn't half as fun as reading them.
Amicus Curiae: Inspired by the Iranian paratroopers, the suicide paratroopers in Iraq were a welcome development for US troops working on target practice.
Graeme: Praise Allah! With our state-of-the art parachute camouflage, the Great Satan will never see us coming!
No doubt inspired by Kit's earlier entry: In an effort to further discredit the American military, an Italian pro-terrorist group, led by journalist Sgrena, staged an attack on this mosque dressed as U.S. paratroopers. Unfortunately, their disguises didn't extend to their chutes.
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You mean "who is that mosqued man?" did not even get an honorable mention??!!! Why youuuuu.
And as for nagging you, "I resemble that remark!"
Nyuk nyuk, nyuk!!!
Posted by: Laura at April 29, 2005 04:25 PM (L3PPO)
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A top mention? Moi? I'm honored, a thousand thank you's!
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hah! Thanks for the mention! =)
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New Online al Qaeda Publication Urges Death to American, Reveals bin Laden Scott Baio, David Hasselhoff Fetish
The propaganda wing of al Qaeda in Saudi Arabia has released the latest edition of their online magazine, Sawt al-Jihad. You can download the entire magazine
here or
here in .zip format (hat tip:
vlad).
Aaron at Internet Haganah reveals that the al Qaeda publication is being distributed via sites in Japan and China. And Vlad tracks down distribution to....wait for it.....drumroll please.....Canada!
If you don't speak Arabic, it's not really worth your time downloading it. However, check out the cover page I'm making available below. I think the image just about says it all.
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We A-rabs cannot help but love Scott Baio.
But, worshipping Hasselhoff is so totally gay.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 03:16 PM (yBHNA)
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Is that "But,worshipping Hasselhoff is so totally gay." Or "Butt worshipping hasselhoff is so totally gay"?
Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2005 03:19 PM (adpJH)
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Rusty:
YO B, At first, I was like, "dat rusty is homosexual" but den.... maaaan it just was not right what I be feelin an shit YO. Seeing all dat chesthair and da dudes smile and shit...
What you playin at Rusty? Makin me all gay up in my shit and stuff
Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at April 29, 2005 03:21 PM (yBHNA)
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You assume that we butt worship and you assume wrong you Infidel Pigdog noseless son of a motherless goat.
You Americans will never understand us A-Rabs until you understand Scott Baio
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 03:23 PM (yBHNA)
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I think the real message here is that the REAL reason to stop the terrorists is so that we don't all catch the gay.
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 29, 2005 03:27 PM (JQjhA)
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I feel a little gay just looking at that. Look what you did to Fancypants Rusty!
Posted by: Ob Snooks at April 29, 2005 03:29 PM (yBHNA)
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I hear THAT one, Rust. They're all talking about how the only virus we've eradicated since the inception of vaccines is small pox - it's time to ad the gay to that list. I want my gay vaccine (also known as the "Michael Moore Fat Ass Shot").
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Snooks & Fancy Caught Gay but Filthy is okay?
What the f- is up with that!
Posted by: Earl Dittman at April 29, 2005 03:46 PM (yBHNA)
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I fancy David Hasselhoff too.
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I know, David Hasselhoff is really HOT in speedos, isn't he?
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Pop Quiz
Fill in the blank: As a matter of mainstream and historical doctrine, _____________ does not allow the testimony of women in rape cases and ____________ countries routinely put rape victims in jail.
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As a matter of mainstream and historical doctrine, ___Melmackians___ does not allow the testimony of women in rape cases and __Rebel Alliance______ routinely puts rape victims in jail.
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As a matter of mainstream and historical doctrine, __Potter Stewart, former USSC Justice___ does not allow the testimony of women in rape cases and _Jooo-dominated__ countries routinely put rape victims in jail.
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Fill in the blank: As a matter of mainstream and historical doctrine, *Ted Kennedy* does not allow the testimony of women in rape cases and *land-locked* countries routinely put rape victims in jail.
Posted by: Vonski at April 29, 2005 03:35 PM (AHaCg)
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May I buy a vowel? "I" please...
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Spicoli Reacts to the Hassan Akbar Death Sentence

Click pic for President Spicoli's reaction. Malkin remembers the victims. (Image stolen from Beaker)
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That Spicoli is da BOMB! Akbar going to get his chute poked a few times befo day juice him up wit da Krunk.
Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at April 29, 2005 02:07 PM (yBHNA)
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Spicoli should force feed Akbar a pork chop.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 02:08 PM (yBHNA)
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If they need volunteers for the firing squad call me. Or better yer let me do him with a K bar. The c--- suc--g bas---rd!
Posted by: Rod Stanton at April 29, 2005 02:16 PM (vRg2Q)
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Does anyone know how the military exectues people? Assuming his conviction survives the reviews, is he shot? Gassed? I haven't read it anywhere.
Posted by: Scott Dillard at April 29, 2005 02:17 PM (Ku1wN)
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Scott,
I know this case is to be lethal injection, i.e., "da Krunk" apparently.
Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2005 02:43 PM (adpJH)
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One of my Peeps gave me da 411 on dat. His cousins sisters uncle said his friends daddy was on the death row in da military once and dat day first made you listed to Pat Boone an shit for like 5 hours and den they strap you down and juice you up wit da Krank yo
Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at April 29, 2005 02:44 PM (yBHNA)
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Mr. Fancypants is right about the Krunk/Krank juice up but, I am not sure about the Pat Boone torture.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 02:47 PM (yBHNA)
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Pat Boone? Not the Slim Whitman or Boxcar Willie?
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 02:56 PM (x+5JB)
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I thought the military used Bay City Rollers' songs. I guess they switched things up in our post-Cold War strategy.
Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 29, 2005 03:09 PM (Wsn+K)
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YO B, My shits gooood see! It wuz dat Pat Boone for 5 fukin hours maaaan! Right up in his Brain Maaaan! Den, they Krunked his ass.
Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at April 29, 2005 03:12 PM (yBHNA)
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Well, if I were being done in, all they'd have to do is play Gangsta Rap. I'd bite off my own tongue and choke to death just to keep from listening to it.
Posted by: Scott Diillard at April 29, 2005 03:59 PM (xCvoo)
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Bush = Hitler Online Museum

Where you gonna go for all your Bush=Hitler needs? The Gallery of "Bush = Hitler" Allusions is your one stop shopping mart!
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OHHHHHH MY ABSOLUTE FAV!!!
Maybe you should have a contest to see who can come up with a Bush is Hitler rap or something.
Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at April 29, 2005 01:58 PM (yBHNA)
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Check out the protestors in the pics. I can't decide if my favorite is the doughy fey poof with the Chinese hat or the guy who looks like Norman Mailer wearing a cape.
Whole new meaning to the words "motley crew."
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 02:48 PM (x+5JB)
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If anyone were like hitler it was slick willie i mean he want and voted to disarm us and hitler was a big gun control freak and although bill clinton was,nt one hitler was a vegetarian and hitler was a drug adict
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Larry Johnson and the Numbers Game (Updated)
by Demosophist
I had a brief debate with Larry Johnson on the Jawa Report last week, that was recently referenced by an article in Mother Jones Blog. I expanded on the issue briefly here. To summarize, my position has basically been that:
1. The inference that State is somehow avoiding empirical evidence related to its policies is not justified by what we know and what Larry has reported. It's more likely that they are just tired of confounding policy with a report whose only real value is in a fruitless advocacy conflict; and
2. That the increase in attacks, even if specified and counted correctly, is not a meaningful indicator of whether we are "making progress" in the War on Terror, though Larry insists the data demand some negative inference.
In addition, I also suggested:
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Duhhhhh. We decided to attack the terrorists at home rather than here. Of course there will be more attacks. I would expect lots of terrorist attacks after attacking a terrorist strong hold.
Who the f cares. We are killing them there rather than in Boston.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 01:02 PM (yBHNA)
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Allah -- I care
I hope to never see another attack on my country that starts in my country. If we do not win in Afghanistan and Iraq they (Mislin Social--ts) will be able to mastermind and finance inflitrators to sneak across our borders again and attrack us from within.
To me the successful elections in both of these countries in the last year is proof that we are winning. The jump in the destruction of property and # of people killed the last month is proof that we are far from victory. No matter what unit of measure is used I would be hard to convince that we are close to the end.
As a first hand participant the Tet Cease Fire violation was similar to the Battle of the Bulge up to the turning point. When we turned the tide and could (and should have) go on the offensive our Sec Def said "Do not attack. Do not pursue. Hold your positions." You probably know what happened 30 years ago this week.
For the same reason the success this month of the Minuteman Project shows we can win the local part of the War on Terror. Which may be the most important part.If Muslim agents can just walk across the desert and slip into America it will facilitate their gearing up for another 911.
Posted by: Rod Stanton at April 29, 2005 02:41 PM (vRg2Q)
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Sophist,
Surely you can't be this dense or this misinformed. Go back and look at the data on terrorism over the last 7 years. For starters over 80% of the terrorist attacks in 1999, 2000, 2001, and 2002 occurred in Colombia and India. The difference was that the attacks in Colombia were against pipelines and didn't kill anyone. The attacks in India, however, consistently produced casualties. I'm going out on a limb here but I am assuming you are still capable of rational thought. In 2003, for example, 20% of all casualties occurred in this region. I haven't run the numbers for 2004 yet but I suspect they'll still be in the 20% ballpark.
2003 was a watershed year because the casualties shifted almost exclusively to countries where Islamic extremists were operating. Colombia dropped off as a country experiencing significant terrorist attacks.
2004 now continues this new and disturbing trend. I agree with you that Pakistan and India are now starting to make a good effort to settle their conflict but don't pop your champagne cork yet. Musharref does not control ISI, who has been funding and directing the Islamic extremists carrying out the attacks.
As far as Iraq goes, if you count that a victory you are as delusional as Zelikow. Tell you what, if life is so good there I challenge you to fly to Baghdad and take ground transportation from the airport to the city. Then return the same. By the way, also list me as the beneficiary on your life insurance policy. Reality is you talk a good game but don't have the balls to put your life your mouth is running.
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Sophist,
Cute, but you know... sorta ignorant. (Demosagnoia)
Surely you can't be this dense or this misinformed. Go back and look at the data on terrorism over the last 7 years. For starters over 80% of the terrorist attacks in 1999, 2000, 2001, and 2002 occurred in Colombia and India. The difference was that the attacks in Colombia were against pipelines and didn't kill anyone. The attacks in India, however, consistently produced casualties. I'm going out on a limb here but I am assuming you are still capable of rational thought. In 2003, for example, 20% of all casualties occurred in this region. I haven't run the numbers for 2004 yet but I suspect they'll still be in the 20% ballpark.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this basically says that the fight is both more concentrated and more intense. So? We're fighting a war, right? That's the bad news. I figured that out four years ago. I just thought we'd be in far worse shape at this point than we are. Matter of perspective, I guess.
2003 was a watershed year because the casualties shifted almost exclusively to countries where Islamic extremists were operating. Colombia dropped off as a country experiencing significant terrorist attacks.
The watershed is that we attacked them at the balance point of the Middle East. In terms of their strategy, they need a sanctuary somewhere. (I think you made this point yourself, to Perl, who seemed to think a virtual or distributed sanctuary was good enough.) We're fighting Totalitarianism 3.0, which is pretty much Salafist/Qtubist Islam, not the tail end of Marxism in the southern cone. We struck them in early 2003. What'd you expect, that they'd just roll over? Is that what you normally expect an opponent to do?
2004 now continues this new and disturbing trend. I agree with you that Pakistan and India are now starting to make a good effort to settle their conflict but don't pop your champagne cork yet. Musharref does not control ISI, who has been funding and directing the Islamic extremists carrying out the attacks.
Well, I'm not going to argue with the observation that we need to do something about that, but it's a tricky situation. And of course it's a disturbing trend. The Battle of the Bulge distubed people a lot too. And I don't rule out the possibility of reversals either. All I'm saying is that there's no reason to believe, from these numbers alone, that we're not winning. (And there's some reason, given other trends, to think we are.) I'm certainly not saying that our strategy is perfect or can't be improved upon, but this is the first winning strategy against this type of enemy since its inception at the start of the post-colonial period. As for detailed strategy, these just aren't the right sort of data for that sort of analysis... and I'm fairly sure that if you sit down and think about it, you'll agree.
I'm not sure whether the Jihadists (aided by ISI or whatever) are attempting to turn Kashmir into their Islamist sanctuary (following the method of Muhammed) or are just trying to ignite a conflagration between India and Pakistan in order to score some nukes or make Pakistan a sanctuary state. That's not my area of expertise, and I just don't know enough about the details. But they probably have
some strategy that's deeper than "kill all the infidels." And they're roughly following the Koranic narrative as a guide.
Frankly with that blustery opening I hoped you'd have more. Is that it?
As far as Iraq goes, if you count that a victory you are as delusional as Zelikow. Tell you what, if life is so good there I challenge you to fly to Baghdad and take ground transportation from the airport to the city. Then return the same. By the way, also list me as the beneficiary on your life insurance policy. Reality is you talk a good game but don't have the balls to put your life your mouth is running.
Now you're just being nasty. I didn't count Iraq a victory. I said we're winning, which we are. As for going there, well I've been studying Arabic so I'll know the language when it's time, and I'm putting in my hours on the firing range at Q so I won't be a pure liability.
The bottom line is that there's nothing about this pattern that demands the pessimistic interpretation you seem bound to attach to it, and I'm rather surprised that you insist it does. You ought to know better, with your background.
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The Cedar Revolution is NOT Over Until AFTER the Elections
Michael Totten sends me this news that Lebanon will hold elections on time. He even goes so far as to say:
Chalk up another, final, victory for the Cedar Revolution.
Before claiming victory in Lebanon, I'd suggest dwelling on this quote attributed to Joseph Stalin:
Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything.
Thanks for the babe photo man, but nevertheless it's not over until it's over. The fat lady has definitely not sung.
For instance, check out the Lebanon Star today:
Regarding the Christian opposition's chances of success in the upcoming polls, Abi Nasr said: "The Christian opposition in particular expects the same marginalization experienced in previous elections with the same exclusion, but this time under an international supervision."
So Jimmy Carter will declare the elections 'free and fair' and that will be that.
Totten does have some beautiful photos from Lebanon, though. Sorry, no babes.
UPDATE: He who will not be named has similar thoughts. Only, you know, more pithy.
UPDATE II: Not so fast Kevin, there may be more babe pics to come. I agree with Right Pundit's assessment and again with Willisms.
I would also warn that it is not wise to gauge the prospects for democracy in a country by measuring enthusiasm for democracy at, well, an encampment of pro-democracy advocates.
Lebanon was, at one time, the Paris of the Middle East. But those were the days when Christians were in the majority and still in the shadows of French colonialism. Today, Lebanon has a majority Muslim population. History shows that no Muslim nation has ever granted equal status to non-Muslim populations. Will Lebanon be the first? Let's hope.
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"So Jimmy Carter will declare the elections 'free and fair' and that will be that."
You said it all right there. His deafening silence regarding the Cuban elections says a lot too.
Posted by: Oyster at April 29, 2005 01:39 PM (fl6E1)
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Labonese Women Seek Older American Men for Marriage
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article7545.htm
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Osama bin Laden Dead? (Again)
Ok, it's DEBKA, so take it for what it's worth. As I
reported yesterday, this has been sort of circulating on the jihadi message boards. The expectation was the Bush would make the announcement, but that didn't happen. Again, this is still speculation based on rumors started at Islamic message boards.
But as Ace said yesterday, "if the media is chattering about it behind closed doors, why shouldn't the public know what they're chattering about?"
DEBKA:
An announcement of Osama bin LadenÂ’s death appears Friday in one of his close aidesÂ’ most credible Web sites. It has sparked a storm of controversy in al Qaeda circles, some of whom claim notice is false.
Signed by the Pen of Jihad Warriors, the site provides no information on circumstances of death, only asks:
Where are those who break out of borders? Where are the lamenters? Where are those who throw themselves from the tops of towers and skyscrapers? Where are the heart-rending cries?
Egyptian bin Laden adherent, Yasser Sari, calls notice a lie and promises new videotape soon in which leader announces end of al Qaeda truce in Europe. Other followers credit the announcement as “authentic and Islamic.”
Oh yeah, hat tip to Filthy Allah
UPDATE: In the 'don't count your chickens before they hatch category TRADERROB e-mails with this Sky News story:
An Islamist website has inadvertently triggered rumours that Osama bin Laden is dead.The article about the al Qaeda leader carried a headline suggesting the Saudi fugitive had died.It prompted flutters on the financial markets and triggered rumours on internet sites of bin Laden's demise.
However, closer reading of the article revealed that the author was simply suggesting the 9/11 architect could die at any time and Muslims should be prepared for his death.
Yasser al-Siri, an Egyptian dissident who ran the Islamic Observation Centre in Britain and who is considered close to al Qaeda, told the Al Sharq al Awsat newspaper that bin Laden is alive.
What's interesting is the Pakistanis go on to claim they would know if he was dead, and that they sort of know what region he's in. So why the hell don't you have 10 divisions out searching for him? Instead we hear of 'hundreds' searching for bin Laden in Waziristan. Some allies indeed.
On a related note, as long as we're speculating, I'm gonna say we're looking for Osama on the wrong continent. Try Africa.
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I'll believe it when I see Ol' Liver Lips' head on a pike.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:03 AM (x+5JB)
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Greg's hero might be dead?
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 09:20 AM (yBHNA)
Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 29, 2005 09:32 AM (Wsn+K)
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Just die already you f***ing zonkey humper!!!!!
Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2005 10:33 AM (adpJH)
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That's right. If he's dead where are the wailers? We'll see his ugly mug on a video tape soon enough. What makes me really laugh is this "truce" with Europe? hahahahahaha.
Truce in American = We'll agree to disagree and leave it at that.
Truce in jihad = We'll just outsource our terror and say, "It wasn't us!"
Posted by: Oyster at April 29, 2005 10:57 AM (fl6E1)
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If it was Scott Baio that was reported dead, the streets would be awash in the blood of his many admirers who had lept to their deaths so as to join their beloved Scott Baio on his journey to the heavens.
Osama dead? Feh. Obviously he is no Scott Baio.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 11:08 AM (yBHNA)
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Scott is dead??? lalalalalalalalalalala aieeeeeeeeeeee splat.
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 11:19 AM (D3+20)
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yeah, there sure are a lot of zebras to hump in Africa - that's where I would check.
Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2005 11:35 AM (adpJH)
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Regardless of the poster or intent, it is important to note that the message, written in Arabic, does NOT claim that bin Laden is dead. Rather, the message “waxes poetic” over what is expected to happen when the al Qaeda leader dies. In an off-the-record interview between Douglas Hagmann, director of the Northeast Intelligence Network and a government intelligence analyst who spoke on the condition of anonymity late this morning, “the message and the messenger are not deemed credible. The origin of the message might suggest some attempt at recognition.” Developing.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 12:26 PM (yBHNA)
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Dear God! Did something happen to Scott Baio????
Posted by: Harold T. Fancypants at April 29, 2005 02:01 PM (yBHNA)
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No, he's resting safely, nestling Filthy Allah's bossum.
Posted by: greg at April 29, 2005 02:34 PM (/+dAV)
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Yes, offendis, Filthy is at this moment painting little stripes on the great thespian Scott Baio in order to play "Pin the Tail on the Zonkey."
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 02:44 PM (x+5JB)
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Actually, I think its likely that if Osama Bin Laden could get out of Asia, he'd go to Somalia and then go to ground in central Africa, so looking there is not a bad idea.
Posted by: NF at April 29, 2005 02:53 PM (d9qCZ)
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See www.stormfront.com for more.
AND osama: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Chrys at June 28, 2005 09:00 AM (/2Z6c)
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fuck u mother fucke5rs sitting on ur fat pusssies thinking ur alll goood u know wat i fuck u and ur muummma ikilll u jewish fuccckers
Posted by: jihadist at October 21, 2005 09:52 AM (KuAtr)
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ur all a bunch of bitches
Posted by: jihadist at October 21, 2005 09:55 AM (KuAtr)
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I see you. My mamma would bitch slap you acreoss the room. Uh got yer IP too punk sucker moron.
Posted by: Howie at October 21, 2005 10:29 AM (D3+20)
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I didn't know that the Afghan caves had ISPs now. Regardless, this jihadotard types really well for someone with two stumps and one eye.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 28, 2005 05:52 PM (0yYS2)
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Zebra + Donkey = ZONKEY

Barbados giving Tijuana a run for it's money? Young Bourbon Professional sends me this news about a new 'zonkey' show. Maybe they're just trying to save money. You know, so they don't have to paint those donkeys in TJ. Plus, notice the article doesn't ask the
hard questions. You know, like,
what does it taste like?
AP:
It's male. But what is it? A zonkey? A deebra? That's the debate in Barbados since a zebra gave birth to a foal sired by a donkey.
Alex was born April 21, a milk-chocolate brown creature with the black stripes of a zebra on his ears and legs. His face looks more like a horse, with a distinctive black "V" patch on the forehead.
"It's really funny and a little bit freaky," said Natalie Harvey, a 29-year-old waitress. "I was stunned to hear about such a weird thing happening here."
While zebra hybrids are not uncommon, most Barbadians have never seen anything like Alex.
His mother, Allison, is one of two zebras brought to the Caribbean island from Botswana, in southern Africa, in the early 1990s. The other is George and both live at Highland, a six-acre ranch where goats, sheep, ducks and donkeys roam free.
George, however, suffered a long illness, and Allison became friendly with a donkey.
"We knew she was with foal but were not sure who the father was," said Philip Atwell, the head of Highland ranch.
The slippery slope of gay marriage begins. Anyway, I'm thinking of starting a new blog:
Zonkey Butchers
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It's open season for animal owners with God complexes, folks!
I can hear the Left now: What do you get when you cross a president with a chimp? Wait! We already have that!
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:01 AM (x+5JB)
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Greg,YBP,
What is the position of the Catholic Church on this?
Posted by: Brad at April 29, 2005 09:10 AM (HoSBk)
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Brad: I have no idea. It's so bizarre, I don't know if there is one. Do they have a Dept. of Animal Affairs?
Seriously though, from a practical standpoint, who knows what kind of genetic problems might be down the road for these novelty animals. I can see potential for abuse.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:17 AM (x+5JB)
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Should this not be called a zule not zonkey although zonkey sounds better.
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 09:18 AM (D3+20)
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Most likely the hybrid will be sterile like a mule.
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 09:20 AM (D3+20)
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Brad,
I doubt the Church has an opinion on this. This was a naturally occuring event. We're all used to hybridizing a horse with a donkey to produce a mule. Mules are infertile. It is likely that the Zonkey is also infertile.
Posted by: greg at April 29, 2005 09:21 AM (/+dAV)
Posted by: greg at April 29, 2005 09:26 AM (/+dAV)
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I think Greg is right. The poor thing is infertile. (The zonkey, not Greg.)
We all know the purpose for mules. I wonder what void this poor creature will fill?
At least it was not a forced "marriage," with some wacko standing by with a shotgun to make sure the two critters get it on.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:30 AM (x+5JB)
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What do you get when you cross a donkey with a liberal?
$5 from the liberal.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:34 AM (x+5JB)
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yep jinx is right. I always thought the worst job in the world has to be the guy that "guides" the stud horse to the mare from underneath both while breeding race horses. This is done to prevent injury as horses get kind of upset while mating and injury is common. The other bad job has to be the "catcher" that catches the studs "genetic material" when they put the stud up on a fake mare extract the semen. Since it is pick on greg day. Greg thinking about a career change????
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 09:36 AM (D3+20)
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Howie: Greg probably has his hands full at the moment.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:38 AM (x+5JB)
Posted by: greg at April 29, 2005 09:50 AM (/+dAV)
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YBP how many empties you got? Having a bottling party Sunday evening. That is if the stuff will stop bubbling. Wife says each bubble says "too much yeast mike".
Also I think that catcher job may be white collar. Well not at first.
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 09:54 AM (D3+20)
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Howie: I'll be there with an empty jug, just like Rooster Cogburn.
Greg: You didn't miss a beat.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 10:00 AM (x+5JB)
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"Greg thinking about a career change???? "-Howie
Yeah, I'd like to be the only male on the planet Boosmak.
Posted by: greg at April 29, 2005 10:00 AM (/+dAV)
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Goldang! This is just like that feak of an ocean mammal wholphin hybrid, 'cept it's more like a mule. See the dang Wholphin can reproduce, unlike the sterile mule. So, the real issue is whether this thing can reproduce and will it be as fast as genetically engineered atlantic salmon?
Posted by: Editor at April 29, 2005 10:23 AM (adpJH)
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Ya say fill er up, huh. Little woman said the other day, "You will not be giving that away to all your stupid friends you bastard!!!". Now you know why I have all the empties. God I hope she hates it. Seems like every time I get the notion to have a little nip or two my bottle is empty. I think giving it away is almost as fun as drinking it myself. Spread the Joy I always say.
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 10:34 AM (D3+20)
Posted by: Mr. Kurtz at April 29, 2005 10:36 AM (u9yCK)
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Q: What do you get when you mate Filthy AllahÂ’s livestock with FinnÂ’s dog?
A: A goat that barks all day long and wants to hump Scott BiaoÂ’s leg.
Posted by: Brad at April 29, 2005 11:22 AM (HoSBk)
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"We all know the purpose for mules. I wonder what void this poor creature will fill?"
It will provide delicious meals for lions without all of those confusing stripes. Apparently the lions have a much stronger lobby than the zebras.
Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at April 29, 2005 11:24 AM (/XWKc)
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Just another example, a male "Whatever" will screw ANYTHING that'll stand (or lay) still!
Heheheheheheh . . . . . . .
Posted by: large at April 29, 2005 12:13 PM (VRK2g)
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Zonkeys and zonies (a zebra/mustang pony cross) have been around for years at Grant's Farm in St. Louis. They're supposedly very sweet, gentle animals. And, yes, like mules, they're the end of that particular genetic line.
Posted by: Beth at April 29, 2005 12:14 PM (OuxiY)
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Beth,
By 'sweet' do you mean 'tasty'? Just askin.....
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 29, 2005 12:15 PM (JQjhA)
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Those pricks in the office are going to get it when they return from lunch tampering little bastards. Rusty if you would be so kind as to remove the post with my other email address.
Thanks,
Howie
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 01:04 PM (D3+20)
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Howie
LOL
Work mates! you gotta love them!
I still cant stop laughing..........
I love Bin Laden.
Hope your in charge cos they'll be working very late tonight i guess!
Cheered me up that did!
Posted by: sparky at April 29, 2005 01:16 PM (F1nba)
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It's not so much the name that bothers me it's the email address. Next time the little punks code breaks in the middle of the night guess who won't be taking the call. We do have a blast, revenge is required in this case I believe as office pranks go. I would post his email but I tend not to do shit like that. I'm # 2 on my team. he is about #6.
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 01:26 PM (D3+20)
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Wow # 1 just asked for a volunteer to work 3 nights in a row. I emailed why I though Brian would be the best choice and I would like to volunter him for this very very tiring and 3rd shift task.
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 02:14 PM (D3+20)
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Howie: That's it--kick Brian's ass, the little sneak.
"You will not be giving that away to all your stupid friends you bastard"
Hey, the little woman sounds a tad hostile here...
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 02:32 PM (x+5JB)
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Brad: What do you get when you cross Filthy's idol with a ewe?
Scott BAAAAAAA-YO.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 02:39 PM (x+5JB)
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YBP you have no idea really. She is a obsessive compulsive paranoid schitzo with psychotic tendencies but she has a great ass. Why is it that the good ones are always a freaking nut? She is faithful and a pretty darn good wife overall but she is quite difficult. Dr tried to help her with it once to which she replied "I am not crazy its you who is crazy". Classic. Some day Howie just may come up missing. Get me a nice bike and just dissappear. Dream on Howie. I'm getting used to having to turn around and go back home and check every light switch & the coffee pot. I have also learned to tune out the ugly comments that stream continuously from her mouth. Our boy is 10 now come on 18. But her mother is Satan and I'm serious. She is just like spawn of Satan. I could tell you stories that will curl your hair. Ain't love grand??
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 03:01 PM (D3+20)
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YBP,
Filthy Allah is a great man and I must now ban myself for making jokes about his animals.
Posted by: Brad at April 29, 2005 03:13 PM (aUEhc)
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Brad: Perhaps it is best. One does not the wrath of Filthy upon oneself.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 04:05 PM (6xMSA)
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"she has a great ass"
Howie: I can see where your priorities are! Well, I don't blame you.
There's simple medication for this condition, which MANY people have. Nothing for her to be ashamed of. She doesn't admit there's a problem, right? Without it, it may get better or worse. A girlfriend from the past had a mom the same way--a nice person, but she thought people were comunicating with her through clicks on the phone and through the TV. The mom's father talked about knowing the date of the end of the world and collected large rocks which he kept in the basement.
Hang in there, friend, and don't give up.
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What is the position of the Catholic Church on this?
Why, missionary, of course!
Posted by: Laura at April 29, 2005 04:28 PM (L3PPO)
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YBP thanks for the encouragement. You may have noticed that I have scruples. While I may not be the the model citizen I am certainly dedicated to my commitment and to my young un. I would not worry too much about me. I'm tough as nails. No easy way out for me. It makes it easier when you know she is "just that way". Hey I'm outta here have a great weekend.
Posted by: Howie at April 29, 2005 05:00 PM (D3+20)
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"The slippery slope of gay marriage begins."
Rusty: You jest, but I'm seriously waiting for the day when someone is going to want to marry a zonkey.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 05:11 PM (6xMSA)
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LOOK THERE DADDY DO YOU SEE THERES A HORSE IN STRIPED PAJAMMAS ooooo it kinda looks like what they used to show on LETS MAKE A DEAL a real ZONKie
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The Damned of the West 4: Interview with Carrie Hallums Cooper (part 2)

American Roy Hallums was abducted from his temporary Baghdad home on November 1st, 2004. He was in Iraq as a civilian contractor working on rebuilding efforts. His mission had everything to do with helping the Iraqi people rebuild their country after decades of war, mismanagement, and terror under the Saddam Hussein regime.
I had the opportunity to have several e-mail conversations with both Susan Hallums and Carrie Hallums Cooper recently. They have graciously agreed to letting us interview them. What follows is part 4 in a series of interviews with the family of Roy Hallums. In part 1 and part 2 we interviewd Susan Hallums, Roy Hallums' ex-wife.
In part 3 we interview Roy's daughter, Carrie Hallums Cooper, asking her the same questions we asked her mother. This segment continues that conversation.
Carrrie runs the website Free Roy. Carrie is 29 and makes her home in California where she also works. Carrie has an MFT (Masters of Family Therapy) and is currently pursuing a Ph. D. in Clinical Psychology. Carrie also is engaged in fundraising to help defray costs associated with freeing her father.
You can donate to the Free Roy Foundation by clicking on the Pay Pal button below.
Or you can send a check or money order to
Free Roy Foundation
c/o Carrie Cooper
PO Box 947
Westminster, Ca. 92684
More information is on the Free Roy website. Roy and other heroes will be celebrated at the Inland Empire Memorial Day Heroes Festival in Riverside, CA on May 14th.
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[You can read part 1 of this interview here]
Rusty Shackleford: Roberto Tarongoy was taken hostage on the same day as Roy, and the Filipino government as recently as two weeks ago claimed that they knew Tarongoy was alive. However, the Philipines has a policy of negotiating with hostage-takers and even paying ransom for hostages release. What are your thoughts on that policy?
Carrie Hallums Cooper: First IÂ’d like to say that I have a great respect for Ivy (RobertÂ’s wife) and the Tarongoy family. If I were in IvyÂ’s shoes I would do whatever I could to free my husband. Cognitively though, I understand that if we (the U.S.) pay ransom for hostages this will only increase more hostage-taking, which is why the United States adheres to this policy. So, from that frame of mind, the Philippines policy of negotiating with hostage-takers may be encouraging more kidnappings, which for the Philippines as a whole is not beneficial.
However, unless you have been a family member of a hostage, you will never understand the lengths that you would go to in order to free your loved one. If I had to choose between policy and my fatherÂ’s life, I would not hesitate to choose my father, and therefore pay a ransom (if I had the money). So, I do not fault the Philippines for listening to their hearts in hostage situations, even though it may encourage more hostage-taking.
I believe that the policy of not negotiating with terrorists was created for the majority (those familyÂ’s whose loved ones are not hostages), and most of the time it works out fine (as long as you stay in the majority). Right now IÂ’m in the minority (a family member of a hostage), so I donÂ’t feel like the policy works for me. I donÂ’t want to put other people in danger by endorsing paying terrorists, which I do think is what happens when you pay ransoms (because it encourages more hostage taking); but at the same time, there has got to be a better policy than to just not deal with the terrorists.
To be honest with you IÂ’m kind of torn about this issue right now. IÂ’m not a policy maker, but I feel like someone could come up with a better solution than what we have in place right now (though I donÂ’t know what it is), so that itÂ’s a win-win situation for everyone. IÂ’m sure the govt. would say that it is win-win now, but I donÂ’t feel like sitting back and letting my Dad rot over in Iraq is win-win for either me or my Dad.
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The Thread Where We All Gang Up on Greg
I'll start:
Greg, you ignorant slut.
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which greg? Survivor Gregg?
Posted by: caltechgirl at April 28, 2005 09:04 PM (EtZVy)
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Dayam, girl, if you don't know who Greg is you don't spend enough time at The Jawa!!
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 28, 2005 09:05 PM (JQjhA)
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I'm afraid I can't match Greg's filthy mouth.
Posted by: Robin Roberts at April 28, 2005 09:09 PM (xauGB)
Posted by: Tom at April 28, 2005 09:20 PM (9geoP)
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http://www.wackedup.com/Rants/head%20up%20ass.jpg
Gregs Self Portrait
Posted by: Tom at April 28, 2005 09:22 PM (9geoP)
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Oh. Duh. Greg. Sorry. Just finished watching Survivor. Survivor Gregg is an ass too. Must be the name.....
Posted by: caltechgirl at April 28, 2005 09:45 PM (EtZVy)
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greg's politics are worthless, but he's not such a bad fellow.
Posted by: Carlos at April 28, 2005 10:17 PM (8e/V4)
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Are Mossad agents disguised as Muslims trying to put DennyÂ’s out of business?
Please donÂ’t go after In-n-Out. It would ruin my next CA vacation!
Posted by: Brad at April 28, 2005 11:24 PM (6krEN)
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greg,
you are a wet chicken and your toes stink like an elephant's 'gina.
Posted by: Editor at April 28, 2005 11:54 PM (WUwLB)
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Btw: the most irrelevant news story I've ever seen in Finnish TV:
A woodpecker thought to be extinct since the 1800s was rediscovered in Arkansas.
Slow news day I guess... any of your medias informed of such an event?
Posted by: A Finn at April 29, 2005 02:52 AM (cWMi4)
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It was in the news just this morning (0 AM your time I guess). Extremely important information that every person in the world needs to know.
Posted by: A Finn at April 29, 2005 02:55 AM (cWMi4)
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oh yes, it's 3 am in there... happy Mayday, guutbai.
Posted by: A Finn at April 29, 2005 02:57 AM (cWMi4)
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Oh yeah: www.miniclip.com/bushshootout.htm
Experience a terrorist attack against your beloved leprechaun and fight your way to freedom.
Posted by: A Finn at April 29, 2005 04:16 AM (cWMi4)
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Greg hangs out behind bowling alleys.
Posted by: Filthy Allah at April 29, 2005 07:54 AM (yBHNA)
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HaaHa. You guys are a riot. Now suck my black C*CK. There's enough for all of you if you play nicely.
Posted by: greg at April 29, 2005 08:16 AM (/+dAV)
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This sounds suspiciously like a riff on
this. I was bummed that you didn't give me a hard time about giving you a hard time.
greg: there's nothing worse anyone can say about you after Filthy tells everyone he knows where you hang out. Good luck coming back from that one.
Posted by: tee bee at April 29, 2005 09:38 AM (q1JHF)
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Rusty! No fair...you could at least come up with a gang-up-on-thread for my bro, Colon Babler or myself. I actually changed my address book information for him on my computer so when I write to him it's addresed to 'Colon Babler' hehehe...
Posted by: steven baber at April 29, 2005 10:41 AM (FogDg)
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Regarding the "Ivory Beaked Woodpecker" . . . what makes it newsworthy is that the bird was discovered living in Arkansas and showed no signs of "Inbreeding"!
Posted by: large at April 29, 2005 12:18 PM (VRK2g)
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Which makes it more than greg's family can say.
Posted by: Robin Roberts at April 29, 2005 07:51 PM (xauGB)
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'Sophisticated' and 'Continental' French Take Away Miss France's Title for Posing in Playboy
So let me get this straight, the
French are taking away Miss France, Laetitia Bleger's, title for posing in Playboy?
And she's not even nude! As
Erik Svane says about this, "
If this had happened in the United States, it's a sure bet that Europe's intellectuals and pundits would be besides themselves in bewailing, mocking, and shrieking about American puritanism and hypocrisy."
Indeed.
Both Rob at Say Anything and Double Viking have the pics. Despite Rob's warnings about them, they are not really nude. A kind of see through top in one of the pics, but it's the kind of stuff you see in women's fashion magazines all the time.
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She's
naked...she's just positioned strategically to cover up her naughty bits. I was just giving reader's fair warning.
Besides, we don't allow none of that trashy women's mag stuff here in Jesusland.
;-)
Posted by: Rob at April 28, 2005 09:15 PM (YyuDM)
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Well no wonder - she's flaunting obviously shaved legs and armpits, and is BATHING! SACRE DIEU! What kind of Frenchwoman does that? She should be exiled!
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at April 28, 2005 09:33 PM (RHG+K)
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"She should be exiled!"
Yes, it's an insult to the French and all they stand for: hedonism, eclairs and an idolatrous obsession with Jerry Lewis.
Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 29, 2005 09:09 AM (x+5JB)
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If she is exiled, I will, of course, volunteer to take her in and care for her until she can get on her feet.
Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at April 29, 2005 11:45 AM (RHG+K)
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